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Look at this fucking love connection.

The Hood Internet “Drake vs The Rapture - Best Jealous Lover I Ever Had”

This is fucking filthy. I paused the video this morning...

Mar 12th

Oh come on! This is getting out of hand. Fuck. I think...

Why? “Gemini (Birthday Song)” Should we be tempted by thief or by saint It seems I...

James Tate's The Radish

Jenny Holzer's Truisms

a little knowledge can go a long way a lot of professionals are crackpots a man can’t know...

Björk “All Is Full Of Love” (Live Box Verzzz) I remember I woke up blisteringly hung...

I CAN'T STOP READING, IT IS HILARIOUS

A Common Work Occurrence by Caldwell Tanner...

Look at this fucking book order.

“I like the feeling of words doing as they want to do as they...”
— G-Stein

Finally, some honest reportage.

Au Revoir Simone “Oh You Pretty Things” (persifleur) I’m not sure how I feel...

Spirituaized “Ladies And Gentlemen (Kate Telephone Call)” My head is a riot. This span...

“Faulkner, never one to do things halfway, made extravagant...”
— Walker Percy in Lost in the...

Bradford Cox, about to smashaguitar.

I have to admit, I’m presently leading a form of life that could be compared somewhat...

It’s spelled “ketchup,” as stated in...

A great article from America Magazine on...

ITIWDT;T (theblueprint:thehynawearshightops: Knowledge God)

“As for me, I stay home with Mrs Schexnaydre and turn on TV....”
— John Bickerson Bolling

“But the beauty of smoky blue valleys, instead of giving us...”
— Binx

Being young is the best. Sure, you can enjoy the odd cocaine-powered all-night orgy and brush with...

Thanks, Apple Thesaurus. (Please, please, please don’t...

A garden path sentence is a sentence for which the...

Spiritualized I Think I’m In Love (Gospel Choir Session) If you think that...

Despite all my rage, I am still just a bat in a cave. (via...

Open Letter to Things Made Out Of Other...

Dear Things Made Out Of Other Things, I honestly hope this open letter finds you. I was going to...

Z-RO “If That’s How You Feel (ft. Lil’ Keke)” Produced by Mr. Lee From 2008’s Crack ...

Reply By Photo

I myself am hell; nobody’s here— only skunks, that search in the moonlight for a bite...

Valve brings Steam to OSX - This announcement is huge -...

That whole “Make Me An Offer” thing on eBay is...

I guess what I’m trying to say is that I “want to bang that out.”

I’m presented pleasantly with the fact that the sunny period outside coincides with cigarette...

Cultivated Play: Farmville

The Vindication of Tim Rogers -or- Am I Human...

I NEED TO LIE BACK TO FRONT WITH SOMEONE WHO ADORES ME

“Let every man look after himself and not be trying to make...”
— Sancho Panza (via...

PJ Harvey “To Bring You My Love” (with applause) Day one of not drinking any alcohol...

What if Joanna Newsom’s fourth album is four discs long and her fifth album is five disks long...

“It’s an album without borders, its two-hour-plus running...”
— I’m looking at some of...

Crystal Castles “Tell Me What To Swallow” Crystal Castles bonus track freeleech on...

I have five hours to do my two favorite...

It’s sunny outside. Good exists. QED

Crush day. I have a crush. Is this supposed to do something.

William Eggleston’s Untitled (Biloxi, Mississippi) (1974)....

Who gives a fuck about an Oxford comma?

Dismemberment Plan “Crush” I saw you blowing me a kiss. It doesn’t take a...

Joanna Newsom “On A Good Day” Hey hey hey, the end is near! On a good day, you can see...

I just thought you should know, I am spending my money on the dorkiest, most...

Punk Rock Joanna Newsom (Kinda) “Typical Song” ¬(Because this is emphatically not about...

Pavement - Enmore Theatre, Sydney, 04/03/2010...

I’ve had enough salsa??!!!?

“I feel kinda bad for her, like as if the internet lied to...”
— Carles I continue to maintain...

I don't want to be boring no more.

I was looking at some books on my desk last night for to be inspired. What did I see? The Tractatus....

Thoreau and Pierrot

Thoreau walks along the edge of the rails and ties drinking from several types of drinks he finds...

All right folks. I have been working for literally the last 8 hours. Gee, this is tiring! I...

Celebrity Doppelganger: Socrates and Luis Guzman...

“I was tired of being drunk. My face cracked like a joke....”
— “Jackrabbits”

“Sometimes I am so in love with you (like a little clock...”
— “In California” ...

Joanna Newsom “‘81” I found a little plot of land in the garden of eden it was...

three thoughts concerning the internet,...

1. The internet teaches people various ways to present portions of their lives as fun and...

It’s likely I will never finish my review of Have One On Me. I thought I had a handle on it,...

Running Times Magazine: Run Softly, Naturally

Emily Dickinson's Racy Side

I Am Baby Cakes “Role Play Tournament (Be Aggressive)” Be aggressive, B-E aggressive....

Dear Drag City and Joanna Newsom, You got me to buy an...

Joanna Newsom “Peach Plum Pear” (Live at the Sydney Opera House) With percussion!

Greatest. Indie-est. Band. Ever.

“Kate Radley plays keyboards and sings on Ladies and...”
— Grayson Currin, giving a 10.0...

If you know what this means then you know what it means!

Something about crying children just motivates me.

Joanna Newsom “Sadie” Sadie, white coat You carry me home And bury this bone And take...

Esme

“Esme” is the most beautiful song ever written. Expect to hear more soon.

“I’m playing the world’s smallest...

Celebrity Bucket Lists: Lady Gaga

Sell out Radio City Music Hall Bleed onstage at the MTV VMAs Kill a True Blood star in a...

“What if Lady Gaga is really saying ‘Dasein’ in...”
— minou