June 2009
David Carradine is dead.
“Hold my hand, I’m waking up!”
– Bragg/Me
trainwrecks:
soupsoup:
nudawn:
tylercoates:
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i dont know. its a very fine line, and its all about intent, in my opinion. i think recognizing a woman is beautiful is not sexist. i think recognizing that you are moved in a very visceral way is not sexist. sex is natural, and amazing, and i dont think there’s anything wrong with admiring the human form and verbalizing those...
I lose track of these things b/c I have two.
Hey, Miss World. Nice to see you here.
wait can i just say something?
katoleary:
unicornfandance:
I THINK: bonerparty is written by two dudes. one of whom is nedhepburn and the other is illinoisairship. nedhepburn really burned my balls and i have never really been down with the bonerparty stuff. so i unfollowed them both.
however, the post that illinoisairship did about funny girls was really the first one that rubbed me the wrong way.as a general rule his...
““Hopeless vulgarian!” exclaimed Cecil, almost before they were out of earshot....”
– E.M. Forster, A Room With A View. At some point I am going to have to write a long piece on Forster: his feminism, his writing on sexuality, the way he gets his female characters so exactly right without making them into feminist superheroes or fragile martyrs. Maybe this says more about my lowered...
perpetua:
I seriously just got a PR email about a band called The Dear Hunter. I look forward to future email blasts about Animals Collected, TV on the Stereo, From Montreal, Oh Revoir Simone, and Grizzly Bare.
Non-Partisan Dairy Hostel
My afternoon.
People who quote Green Day songs in the songs they write had better be quoting pre-1997 Green Day.
People who paint houses had better use masking tape or else risk getting paint on the wrong surfaces.
People who order books from the library had better pay off their late fees before they expect to pick them up.
People who drink lots of water tend to pee frequently.
People who are writing a...
The questions at this webinar...
katiepalooza:
Holy crap. I want to internet slap some folk. I understand it’s a learning experience, but shouldn’t you at least try Facebook before you go to the seminar?
I hope the advanced track at the online marketing summit tomorrow is a lot more informative.
Look, I don’t know what the act of living really entails for this moi, but I know that it will never, ever, ever, never,...
I’ll be the first to admit that I have no perspective when it comes to Radiohead, since I loved them, then I hated them, then I loved them, then I hated them, and now it’s like we’ve been married for fifty years. FWIW, I have three pages of “content” related to “Radiohead.”
I'm all like, 'Whoa.'
Worlds collide.
wtf, bmichael.
natface:
step back. i love radiohead (well really just the Bends). what are you all about eh??
Oh, I’ve seen your comments and I’m aware of your stance towards Radiohead.
And David Foster Wallace.
I like radiohead. What are you saying?
(via jaimeleighfairbrother)
But do you like like them or just like them?
It could be more apt to say, well nevermind. I’m going to go read Tiger Beatdown or something to atone for my sexual essentialismness.
Reservoir Dogs (AKA Muppets) Take Manhattan: http://bit.ly/ncKyU (via:davidchen:via @saracollaton)
Check out the related videos, which are also very funny!
Of those I follow, the profile photos that crack...
Larry Bird shushing me.
Banana with “Penis” sign.
A shoe-banging Russian.
A Marx joke (visual pun for double the fun).
Poop hat guy.
Skinny, sinuous screaming woman.
That’s it! I’m sure you guys can do better.
“The trouble with cutting-edge rock music, I’ve long maintained, is that it...”
– SCOTT OSTLER — An Attitude Of Gratitude
Scott Ostler is one of the biggest reasons I am a writer. I used to read his columns in the green sports section of the San Francisco Chronicle every morning (at least, every morning they appeared). Bruce Jenkins was OK, but Ostler was genius.
(via...
LeBron James Has Benign Growth Removed →
Doctors say that James should recover within three months his separation from the Caveliers, is expected to make a full recovery within one year.
(via: nbaplayoffs2009)
“California demonstrates a problem with modern democracy. Who are we to lift a...”
– Slavoj Zizek’s twitter. (via igather)
Zizek doesn’t play that stupid spy game. And, I mean, I guess he could. He probably does. He’s such a fucking crackpot.
Neutral Milk Hotel - Where You’ll Find Me...
Two things, which I suspected, that I know for...
The new ProCo RAT pedals sound horrible horrible horrible like garbage. I’m not a vintage gear guy, but they sound like shit. I bought one off eBay when I was in college, and it was from the late-80s. It sounded awesome. I could be wrong, but these new ones sound like little digital elves jumping around making a ruckus.
Flatwound guitar strings are the best.
“I’ve got a great ambition to die of exhaustion rather than boredom.”
– Thomas Carlyle (via wannablessedbe)
Unofficial second motto of Truly Epic Shit.
Neutral Milk Hotel - Two Headed Boy, Pt. 2
OK,...
“Anthony La Russa, manager of the St. Louis Cardinals, sued Twitter after an...”
– Did you know that Cardinals manager Tony La Russa is suing Twitter? Well, he is.
The offending “parody” site impersonating La Russa listed his location as “tossing Pujols’ salad” and La Russa’s home page as “madd.org.”
(via leitch)
I just couldn’t think of a nicer man.
Jeff Buckley and Elvis Costello receive 3.x scores... →
Iggy Pop receives a 5.4 score, though.
“In fact, were it to have a liberal arts degree and a steady income, a Vespa...”
– I’m two criteria away from being the right kind of white person. (I have a liberal arts degree.)
Today, I figured out three more songs to put on my...
“Human”
“Michael A Grammar”
“Blinded By The Lights”
It’s about dancing, and it’s not for Odysseus.
Rod Stewart - Reason To Believe (Unplugged!)
...
I got so drunk tonight I African-Americaned out.
The Three Effs of Art.
Fierce.
Funny.
lends itself well to Fucking.
Band of Horses - The Funeral
A song that starts...
O he died?
HUTCH LIMERICK, PART 2
There once was a man named Hutch It was Michael, he was so clutch But he beat his meat Cracked his head on the seat So now it’s kind of awkward and such
baitandswitch:fusioned:
I don’t know who Michael Hutcheson is. But I know that he likes to jizz. Coz I’ve read he masturbated. And auto-sedated. Now everyone gives him the biz.
“I prayed there for the novel I was working on, not for my bones, which I care...”
– F. O’Connor (via reversecowgirl)
Have you ever seen the commercial where the guy...
and all you can think is, Look at this fucking hipster?
“‘Did you ever have fun?’
‘Yeah,’ Jody said, laughing. ‘I played funeral home...”
– A. M. Homes, In a Country of Mothers (via tylercoates)