February 2010
Talking about how other people are on coke is even...
#stonedthoughts
Not that I’m stoned. I mean—I don’t have anything against smoking weed! I’m just saying that I do not. Smoke weed. In any case:
What if everything you believe and hold dear/true is ridiculous, short-sighted, and petty? What if that guy you want to fuck/pay raise you want to get/car you want to lease/book you want to write is just a petty, axe-grinding, Freudian-ly...
January 2010
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What works.
Honestly, I’m a pretty conservative person. I like to think through metaphors very literally to see if they hold up. I examine my morality and personal motivations. I listen with relish to Nirvana. I write the content for websites, but I don’t know how to make them. I try to stick with what works without being too atavistic. If I see someone beating his dog, I’m going to step in....
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"Fuck you. Fuck you and die. You are only making... →
Anonymous asked: You've become a parody of yourself.
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“The reason there are thousands of tumblr sites and countless photo blogs that...”
– Maddox, king of the fucking internets. (via alaskamiller)
What he’s failing to notice is that people use their computers a lot and aren’t necessarily looking for quality content on a minute-to-minute basis. Sometimes we like being shallow. It’s easier. You laugh more. It’s okay to fart.
...
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Anonymous asked: why are you such a troll, /b/michael?
(nb4r)
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Axe Cop →
Sign up here. We have a gang of dinosaurs to kill.
Written by a five-year-old. Drawn by a twenty-nine-year-old. This is certainly amazing. (Via tomewing:dyfl: Craig)
Prediction
The iPad fails because it’s too large to secret away to the toilet.
(The iPhone’s ‘killer app.’)
“Every chick I bone can’t leave the dick alone, / So I know it’s one...”
– John Donne
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The Knux “Fuck You”
In Western...
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I bet a woman can't pick up a pad of paper without...
Not to be a hater, but some albums that are...
The National’s
Spoon’s (check)
The Knife’s
Joanna Newsom’s
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THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!
When supposedly thoughtful people are against giving people EXTRA DISCOUNT FOR BEING HEALTHY, then the world is FUCKING INSANITY!!!
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Hum “Stars” (live)
Holy shit, people....
Weigh Less, Pay Less: Whole Foods Offers Discount... →
(Tom Cruise, with a height of 5’7” and weight of 201 lbs, has a body mass index of 31.5, while the younger Schwarzenegger, at just over six feet tall and about 235 pounds, had a BMI over 31. The figures I quote for athletes and movie stars are from data available on the web, and I believe they are accurate, or were when the information was entered.)
“Do You Believe in Fairies,...
Weigh Less, Pay Less: Whole Foods Offers Discount... →
Feminists are outraged because Whole Foods is using a smart business model. It’s offering greater rewards to people who are healthy. A BMI above 30 is considered “obese”. That is not healthy. And that costs the company money. So they are encouraging people to have low blood pressure, lower BMI (still well within the normal range for the highest discount), and be non-smokers in order to qualify...
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Work hard be kind?
But some asshole in my office just did something and now I have to realtimelifeblog it onto my Tumblr in ALL CAPS so that you can all be like HEY GUY IT’S OK PEOPLE ARE THE WORST!!!!!!!
Why don't Things and Pastebot sync with my iPhone?
Teen Dream?
I wish you had never gone to sleep!
hoarr asked: http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs185.snc3/19251_1207680355003_1318522420_30545415_3727505_n.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/0mOcs.jpg
http://feelingfeisty.tumblr.com/post/352490327/im-almost-positive-that-im-still-drunk-good
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http://feelingfeisty.tumblr.com/post/352490327/im-almost-positive-that-im-still-drunk-good
Are there any good photos of Brett Favre from last...
The ones where he looks sad?
The ones where he’s clutching his helmet?
The ones where he’s just having fun out there?
“You either build or destroy, where you come from?”
“The Magnolia projects in...”
– Jay ElectRamadaan Muhammad Asalaamica Rasoul Allah Supana Watallah
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Nick Hornby on "Kid A" →
I was hoping this was online! Nick Hornby’s review of “Kid A” is legendarily terrible and misguided, and even if you don’t like the record - I surely don’t very much - it’s a wipeout. His basic argument is: “experimental records are a con job, and this isn’t even very experimental”. Points for honesty, I guess!
But I’m reblogging this because deep down in it he’s touching on an obvious,...
Four Tet “Angel Echoes”
I had to...
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Secrets of Sprezzatura: How to Wear a Crewneck →
Just so you know what kind of person you’re dealing with, I think this post kind of changed my whole (fashion) life. It’s redefined the crewneck sweater, for me. Down with the tyranny of the V-neck!
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Reddit: What's the dumbest thing you've ever... →
Ironically, none of the commenters notices his misogynistic remarks are awfully dumb.
ClayDavis4President: Why do all these dumb girl stories make me want to find a dumb girl to shag?
wowlolcat: Instinctively your mind believes that dumber girls are easier to fool into bed that’s why. And you know what? There’s nothing wrong with that at all. Dumb girls need love too.
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The one where he found the sepia filter and forgot...
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