June 2010
WordPress? More like...
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I think Nietzsche said something about this.
I noticed tonight that our dog has come to look like his great enemy. Here, look at this:
Now look at Hektor:
Also, as a sort of NB, I think this photo will crack you up for some reason:
I get up real close to shoot macros of my bunny. The camera responds quicker...
– Gizmodo is turning into something other than a tech blog. I think it’s kind of thrilling in that witnessing it is like watching a somewhat famous/powerful person just go totally off the rails and in person (since ‘in person’ = ‘on the Internet’ since it’s a blog...
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Contextless Characters: Guy Who Makes Slightly...
Guy #1: I'm sunk. I'm just sunk. Tracy got the call from Toledo this morning, and I lost the Jorgensen account.
Guy #2: You are the weakest link. Good bye!
Guy #1: This is serious, guy. This is my life. What are you even talking about? The Weakest Link?
Guy #2: Would you like to phone a friend?
I mean someone has to live in a brownstone and have a cat.
– David Wallace, whose point I don’t quite follow.
It’s much harder if there’s a girl there. Because they want to...
– David Wallace, on binge-watching TV.
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Your foot that’s a two shot you for keeping the feeding you kissed you on the...
– “Baudelaire by way of the Dragon Dictation App,” by Love Songs For The Shy And Cynical
This is really pretty, inadvertently turning Baudelaire into a poet.
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Things that ARE HAPPENING.
Rompers
Smoking Less
Moving My Car All Over The Fucking City
The Roots’ New Album
“SEO”
One Indian chief has said that trying to collect taxes would be considered an...
– From a Times article about raising the cigarette tax and taxing Indian reservation cigarette sales to reservation non-residents, which, UGH. Contra the headline, I smoke and run. Why should I pay an extra dollar-per-pack because Paterson’s too fucking inept to run the state government. I kind...
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Still, the Dutch were no visionary real estate geniuses: In 1644, they traded...
– Tony Perrottet
Julie has told Faye that she believes lovers go through three different stages...
– From “Little Expressionless Animals,” the David Wallace story about, among topics, Jeopardy!
unbornwhiskey replied to your link: Blind acceptance is a sign of stupid fools...
– My response to the idea in that little piece: It’s more profitable for EMI to own/license songs than it is to make new ones. It makes my stomach turn. It’s not that any of this is a new thing (‘this’ roughly meaning re-use, appropriation, remix, reference, allusion,...
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Blind acceptance is a sign of stupid fools who... →
Remember that Girl Talk documentary about the remix culture and how MacBooks were going to change the world? By fostering, uh, the urge just to work on other people’s work rather than make your own work? Jeez. It seems likely that there won’t be any new songs or movies within thirty years. Is there a psychological description for nostalgia’s obvious economic puissance? Like, how many times do I...
myTumblr: Bringing Tumblr to the Mac Desktop →
This app is amazing, let me tell you. If you want to hold down more than one account (using more than one email address), Tumblr’s web app is like, ‘Nuh uhh. I can’t go for that.’ The myTumblr is kind of like a Twitter desktop client that lets you log in to multiple accounts, and read their dashboards and post on them.
(Link via michaelmcgee)
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My first iMovie is of our dog and Ween.
How To Fail A College Student →
Heh…
(via collegefail)
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I’m so very hot that when I rob your mansion, you ain’t call the...
– Robyn
jakec asked: Which Tumblrs should I be following?
The Week In Patriarchy →
Topless stripper piñatas in Texas caused outrage from passers by, but were redeemed by their timeless lesson: If you beat a woman with a stick, condoms and liquor fall out. Jacksonville police officers really needed to reach their traffic ticket quota for the month; they tackled and handcuffed a woman in labor in the ER to which they chased her. Louisiana wanted to guilt-trip women out of...
Imagined dialogue with my girlfriend, who is...
Me: The Lakers won.
Her: That's the team you were rooting for, right? The one with the rapist?
Me: Yeah...
The ‘problem’ with posting on Tumblr isn’t that it takes so long to post. It’s that posting on Tumblr sucks you into Tumblr.
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Download LCD Soundsystem at Bonnaroo '10 →
The setlist looks good. I’m still downloading it, so I can’t speak for its quality.
Us v Them
Drunk Girls
Pow Pow
Daft Punk Is Playing At My House
All My Friends
I Can Change
Tribulations
Movement
Yeah (Crass Version)
Losing My Edge
New York, I Love You But You’re Bringing Me Down
The New Yorker: Is a college education worth the... →
The skip-college advocates’ contention—that, with the economic downturn, a college degree may not be the best investment—has its appeal. Given the high cost of attending college in the United States, the question of whether a student is getting his or her money’s worth tends to loom large with whoever is paying the tuition fees and the meal-plan bills. Even so, one needn’t necessarily be a...
The lyrics to a Radiohead song.
hamtunes replied to your photo: It’s so much easier just to post photos of our dog…
relationships got your blog slipppppin’! writers are always more interesting when they’re miserable =]
An opportunity to address where I’m writing from, right now. There are massive clouds over Long Island City. The Who Is Salt billboard has been replaced by Discount Discount Discount Discount...
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Yo yo yo whut whut whut: The Patriarchy's on Tiger... →
Then he met Herakles and the kingdoms of his life all shifted down a few...
– from Anne Carson’s Autobiography of Red, which. The book is electricity and fire; the opposite of blindness. It’s like drinking hot coffee on a hot day of the hot season. It’s quite good.