There once was a  man named Hutch
It was Michael, he was so clutch
But he beat his meat
Cracked his head on the seat
So now it’s kind of awkward and such

baitandswitch:fusioned:

I don’t know who Michael Hutcheson is.
But I know that he likes to jizz.
Coz I’ve read he masturbated.
And auto-sedated.
Now everyone gives him the biz.