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03

My afternoon.

• People who quote Green Day songs in the songs they write had better be quoting pre-1997 Green Day.
• People who paint houses had better use masking tape or else risk getting paint on the wrong surfaces.
• People who order books from the library had better pay off their late fees before they expect to pick them up.
• People who drink lots of water tend to pee frequently.
• People who are writing a humorous meta-fiction piece are likely to be unemployed.

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