- Gwendolyn: R. Kelly!!!!
- R. Kelly: Baby, we must slow down before I bust a vessel in my brain.
- Gwendolyn: Please, no. Don't stop.
- R. Kelly: I caught a cramp.
- Gwendolyn: Please, keep on going.
- R. Kelly: My leg is about to crack.
- Gwendolyn: [with emphasis] Oh my goodness, I'm about to climax.
- R. Kelly: Cool. Climax. Just let go of my leg.
- Gwendolyn: You're the perfect lover.
- R. Kelly: I can't go no further. [flipping back the cover] Oh my god, a rubber!!!
The Cost of B. Michael's Truly Epic Shit
All this fucking around on the Internet is the opportunity cost of doing some truly epic shit.
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