June 19th, 2009

Trapped in the Closet, Chapter 4

Gwendolyn: R. Kelly!!!!
R. Kelly: Baby, we must slow down before I bust a vessel in my brain.
Gwendolyn: Please, no. Don't stop.
R. Kelly: I caught a cramp.
Gwendolyn: Please, keep on going.
R. Kelly: My leg is about to crack.
Gwendolyn: [with emphasis] Oh my goodness, I'm about to climax.
R. Kelly: Cool. Climax. Just let go of my leg.
Gwendolyn: You're the perfect lover.
R. Kelly: I can't go no further. [flipping back the cover] Oh my god, a rubber!!!

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