Whatever, the world is a cold unkind shitty place. I know. It sucks. Maybe you shouldnt’a bought so much McD’s. IN ANY CASE.
Pay attention to this video at the 1:10. The newslady reaches this crescendo of melodramatic affectation that results in her making the word “paramedic” sound really funny. I rewinded this video a bunch of times to hear it because it’s really funny. She sounds like a monster.