Things consumed, yesterday:

1. Meatless chicken patty;
2. Slices of bread, pumpernickel;
3. Cans, Diet Coke Plus (with vitamin A, D, C, and more);
4. Handfuls, Baked Lays (see #9);
5. Glasses, water;
6. Irregular-sized tufts, spice sprouts;
7. Almonds;
8. I forget what 8 was for;
9. Ounces, hummus (not very good hummus; see #4);
10. Assorted foodstuffs, perhaps including but not limited to pastries, berries, plums, cookies, cake, and duck a l’orange.

How they made me feel:

1. Boy, I really miss you.
2. Gee, who would have thought I’d miss you so much.
3. Miss who?
4. Hmmm… I guess I don’t miss you that much.
5. I really kind of wish you were here right now.
6. Ah, man. I wonder what you’re up to.
7. I should eat more almonds.
8. I’m taking a nap.
9. Maybe I should call you.
10. Still miss you.