Open up a beer
And you say get over here
And play a video game

The New York Times has its finger on the pulse of the irrelevant and inconsequential. I really wish they could have worked in a reference to everyone’s favorite tech-related chanteuse. Instead, they sort of offered up fodder for a (parody, perhaps?) single called “iPad” or something.

NYT:

As compatible as a couple may be as friends, lovers and domestic partners, technological incompatibility can be infuriating. Because while couples love each other, they also adore their gadgets. Studies have demonstrated that people develop something akin to love for their cellphones, for example.