My headphones cannot get any louder.

I can say with 100% objective validity that the inability for your headphones to get any louder is sign #1 that you’re loco for four loko. That stuff makes you wish all the dials went to eleven. That said, I think if the testor had paced himself a little bit more, he could have finished four. I’ve never drank more than two, but I feel like after two you start to get a little devil-may-care spirit that allows you to achieve more than you think.

Via littleorphanammo.