Instructions For Listening To A New Lil B Mixtape

Dec

Sign up for Twitter or Tumblr so you can learn when Lil B has released one of his like septa- or octo-annual mixtapes. Alternately, hit refresh on thefader.com a few times a day. You’ll see it there.
Download it.
Unzip or ‘Unrar’ the download file.
Drag the uncompressed folder onto the iTunes icon on your doc.
Wait a few moments. The mixtape will probably start playing immediately, even though you thought you turned that off because it’s so annoying.
Listen to the first five to ten seconds of the first song; ask yourself, ‘Does this sound like any other rap song I’ve heard before?’ If ‘Yes’, you may want to follow up this question by asking, ‘Does this sound like an inferior version of that other Lil B song from last year?’
If you answered ‘yes’ to both questions, then delete the song by pressing ‘Command’ + ‘Delete’. Select ‘Move to Trash’ when prompted.
Play the next song, and repeat steps ‘6.’ and ‘7.’ until you reach the end of the mixtape.
Add the remaining songs to that playlist you made called ‘Lil B Songs That Aren’t Terrible’.