I dont have literally any skin in this game.

Though for what it’s worth, I used to be the sort of person who ordered tone arms and cartridges off those esoteric websites that are just about as shameful to shop at as the drive-through porno store.

So, my thoughts: If you’re listening to Salvation Army-bought LPs on your parents’ old turntable, then you are most definitely not getting that warm, audiophile vinyl thing that the nerds are always going on about.

And if you think your setup is really nice, there’s some dork spending literally a hundred times what you just spent—and his Eagles SACD sounds fucking awesome.