The Cost of B. Michael's Truly Epic Shit



All this fucking around on the Internet is the opportunity cost of doing some truly epic shit.

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The Bright Eyes - The Calendar Hung Itself

  1. I just yesterday realized that the title of the song is a somewhat-pun, as in the calendar hung itself, like, killed itself. Yuck yuck yuck.
  2. Someone, somewhere, right now is very (or somewhat) likely hanging him/herself.
  3. I feel like hanging myself.
  4. There is an implicit battle on this Tumbl-og between en dashes and em dashes. Have you noticed? (breakupsong)

Awww, breakupsong! Cheer up!