Sometimes I have to remind Sacagawea that the “B” in my name stands for “Bitch, pleez” when she starts to get on my nerves about being the leader, or tries to impress me with her long brown hair (which is clearly a weave).
McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: Susan B. Anthony and Sacagawea’s Guide to a Bitchin’ Girl’s Night Out. (via fletter)(via baitandswitch)
Don’t forget to text ‘Julia’ to 55555 by 8pm tonight so she can continue on America’s Not Retarded, Yet!