You guys, I’m making very basic choco chip cookies in the kitchen. But I have Sleigh Bells playing on a stereo I set up in there, and it’s loud as a jet engine. The neighbors downstairs are home! I feel like I’m prefiguring or inhabiting (very different things, I know) a Choose Your Own Adventure YA novel. Hope I don’t end up in a pit/flip back to page 1 to start over.