According to McCabe, all the assholes in attendance will look the same except for being 10 to 20 pounds heavier, and possibly sporting a new beard or goatee. However, that same old shit-eating grin will still be on all their faces, McCabe reported.
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Heh. I had a great time on Thanksgiving Eve — but only because I didn’t hang out with anyone from high school.
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23 Year Old Already Avoiding Text Requests to ‘Hit Downtown’ Tonight; Contemplating Faking Her Own Death.
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25 Year Old To Stay In On Night Before Thanksgiving, Ostensibly To Avoid Mayhem But Mostly Because She’s Secretly...
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