According to McCabe, all the assholes in attendance will look the same except for being 10 to 20 pounds heavier, and possibly sporting a new beard or goatee. However, that same old shit-eating grin will still be on all their faces, McCabe reported.
The Cost of B. Michael's Truly Epic Shit
All this fucking around on the Internet is the opportunity cost of doing some truly epic shit.
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Heh. I had a great time on Thanksgiving Eve — but only because I didn’t hang out with anyone from high school.
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23 Year Old Already Avoiding Text Requests to ‘Hit Downtown’ Tonight; Contemplating Faking Her Own Death.
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28-Year-Old Avoiding Reunion on Day after Thanksgiving.
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25 Year Old To Stay In On Night Before Thanksgiving, Ostensibly To Avoid Mayhem But Mostly Because She’s Secretly...
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