Three Song Lyrics That I Blame For My Unconscious Compulsion To Eat At White Castle
We got determination, bass, and highs.
White Castle fries only come in one size
—Beastie Boys, “Slow and Low” (1986)
Then the woman passed out in the driver’s seat
at the order board at White Castle.
We woke her up and she went ‘round to the pick up window
like she knew exactly where she was.
—Why?, “Gemini (Birthday Song)” (2005)
I’m at the White Castle.
Tiny-ass hamburgers, tiny-ass cheeseburgers,
Tiny-ass chicken sandwiches.
It’s outlandish, kid.
—Das Racist, “Rainbow in the Dark” (2010)