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A BEGINNER’S GUIDE TO DRUGS FOR GIRLS - Viceland Today
Rule #1: NOTHING GOOD EVER HAPPENS AFTER 5 AM This is a hard and fast rule for anyone, not just a girl thing. Given  that it’s inevitably the point in the evening when fun topples over into  sadness, bad decisions, universal incoherence, terrible music and  conversations about how your friends don’t respect you enough, it’s a  cut-off point to keep in mind at all times.


And make sure you don’t miss this great advice about how to get raped! Vice is so great.

DON’T FORGET YOUR BACKBONE IF YOU COME BACK BONED
Don’t go around telling everyone some guy took advantage of you. It’s lame for you because you’re basically admitting you’ve slept with someone you wouldn’t have slept with sober, and it’s lame for them because you just accused them of rape.

shakespeareandshoes:

A BEGINNER’S GUIDE TO DRUGS FOR GIRLS - Viceland Today

Rule #1: NOTHING GOOD EVER HAPPENS AFTER 5 AM This is a hard and fast rule for anyone, not just a girl thing. Given that it’s inevitably the point in the evening when fun topples over into sadness, bad decisions, universal incoherence, terrible music and conversations about how your friends don’t respect you enough, it’s a cut-off point to keep in mind at all times.

And make sure you don’t miss this great advice about how to get raped! Vice is so great.

DON’T FORGET YOUR BACKBONE IF YOU COME BACK BONED
Don’t go around telling everyone some guy took advantage of you. It’s lame for you because you’re basically admitting you’ve slept with someone you wouldn’t have slept with sober, and it’s lame for them because you just accused them of rape.

(via bbook)

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    so go home at 4:30am.
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    BEGINNER’S GUIDE TO DRUGS FOR GIRLS - Viceland Today...Rule #1: NOTHING GOOD EVER HAPPENS...
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    free champagne after plush and casino in general (takes back previous sex comment). BOOM.
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    name two things, lately.
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    Oh Vice, you continue to be horrible.
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    And make sure you don’t miss this great advice about how to get raped! Vice is so great.

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