In which I bring you only the best in Greek literature.
Big shout out to eush for bringing some Greek science:
Rhianus I:
The Horai and the Graces pour down sweet olive oil on you,
O Butt, and you don’t allow old men to sleep.
Tell me, whose butt are you, blessed one, and which of the boys
do you adorn? And the butt said “Menekrates’.”
“And the butt said,” is my new jawn.