phiLOLZophy: I'm Not Racist, I Only Stereotype White People
They get away with it because it’s harmless and funny and no one cares.
This, as you know, is called begging the question. What Das Racist is doing here, I think, is that thing people do where they are making a joke about race rather than a racist joke. Because it otherwise would be racist. They’re pointing out that it’s a ridiculous and kind of funny thing for them to say, and therefore, through the poetics of spasm, demonstrate its fatuity.
I don’t ever take my iPad out on the train because 1) I’d like to run into Heems and have a nice conversation, and 2) if he slapped my iPad out of my hands, that would be impossible. For real.
