My first piece for No Jumper, which all of it—the site, new rap music, everything—I’m quite excited about.

I basically tried to write an anti-think think piece on Odd Future. You can tell me if it works… Here’s a list of names mentioned in it, so you can tell right away if you want to read it or not (and to set off more Google Alerts):

• Paul Murphy
• Nitsuh Abebe
• Nick Southall
• John Caramanica
• Cam’ron
• Ann Powers
• Ol’ Dirty Bastard
• Rainer Maria Rilke
• Wile E. Coyote
• Bethlehem Shoals
• William Wordsworth
• Vladimir Mayakovsky
• Friedrich Nietzsche
• Taylor Swift
• John Warner
• Roberto Bolaño
• Foster Kamer
• Henry Louis Gates, Jr.
• Aristotle
• Igor Stravinsky
• Earl
• Brandon Soderberg
• Eminem
• Tyler, The Creator
• Narduwar
• Justin Bieber

Hey, that actually serves as a good outline for the essay as a whole, as well.