“You found this Baumbach DVD in the music section of Barnes and Noble, You picked it up just because it was part of the Criterion Collection and had a fucking crossword in the liner notes, you hurried home with it tucked into your Strand tote bag, thinking 25 dollars?! Oh well, that’s just two brunches although when have we ever said, ‘No sorry, can’t do brunch today, I bought a Criterion Collection dvd last week and I’m waiting for things to balance out?’”
Meaghan O’Connell (via Wipe Your Feet)
This is one of the funniest, aptest, saddest things I’ve ever read. (As I watch Kicking and Screaming.) It should be the war cry for the Tumblr generation. It should be stitched ironically as a doorframe auspice. Put it on pot holders. This is the stuff of memoirs. It should be on our tombstone. They should beam it into space. They should bury us in it. We’re already dead.
