I’m a masochist. I don’t know why I follow Scoble’s tech writers list. If you’re a tech writer, and you’re on Twitter, then you probably follow this list or follow lots of the people on it, right? And you have been alive and working for more than a year. You were one of those people who blogged about the sausage iPhone stylus story, weren’t you? Do you think it’s meaningful to sign your name to the same headline + bit.ly link that all your colleagues just tweeted? Do you think that attaching your name and the letters R and T earn you the privilege of wasting my seven microseconds? You arrogant fucks. Fuck you. I hope your blogs all die. Do something useful or do something good.