These dad hipster assholes have written:

Your dad was into Asian women before you were and your diversified gene pool is proof of it. He lusted after those hot lady lotus flowers and they haunted his dreams while he cold sweated yellow fever each night. Then, late one evening after ingesting copious amounts of firewater he met her, your Far East mom. With the courage juice in full effect, he asked her out.

This photo was snapped shortly after her fearful response of yes.

So hipsters, next time you’re manhandling yourself to a photo a Karen O. while listening to the Yeah Yeah Yeahs, remember this…

Your dad is the white rice in your mom’s stir-fry.

Précis: This is fucked up and racist and fuck them.

My confused longer thoughts are less sharp, but, like, well, very confused by this post. Although I guess I shouldn’t be? Because: racism. It’s not uncommon, I hear.

I think I have a not unique but appropriate position from which to evaluate this post. The concept of interracial dating (really, is that even a thing people say anymore?) is not really controversial anymore. I don’t think. I guess it is. I don’t know. I do know that the idea of creating desirable looking spawn by mixing the races is something gross that I remember reading about a lot in VICE when I was unfortunately reading VICE.

I know that the fetishization of race is, like, really weird to me. I find it really repugnant. It’s not a crime or anything, I guess. But I don’t think people should do that, and these people (above, the writing) are doing that.

He lusted after those hot lady lotus flowers and they haunted his dreams while he cold sweated yellow fever each night. Then, late one evening after ingesting copious amounts of firewater he met her, your Far East mom.

I feel like this paragraph in particular is really repugnant, and I honestly can’t believe someone typed that out. Like, that they thought about life and all the people and objects and concepts in life, filtered through their own experience and latent concepts of reality, and then typed those words in that configuration. I just can’t fathom how that happened.

Like, I guess dads are into those gross, racist Chuck Norris movies, and hipsters are into that gross ironic Chuck Norris thing, so I’m not sure, then, why I’m so surprised by this post, but it’s pretty shocking, since it seems to me that there’s a subtle ontological equivalency that’s like hipster = liberal = ostensibly not racist. Ofc., that’s patently false. So I guess, thanks for reminding me about that.