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Another wicket for Pakistan (from Ajmal, not Gul), another confounding “Billie Jean” interlude. Riaz is back in, and they show his stat line, which has like 50 categories, only three of which are recognizable. This stat line graphic is crazy. Without rewinding and actually checking, here’s what it looked like, in our minds’ eyes:
RIAZ
Wickets: 4
Dot balls: 29
Glimmers: 14
Fleemers: 2.21
PaPkk: 100
Posterior? Y/N/V777
Powdermilk: Zap
Snerkles: Portishead
Cricket? Yes.
Michael Schur (of Fire Joe Morgan/Parks and Rec) and Nate DiMeo (of… public radio?) write humorously about cricket. It’s like “Fear and Loathing in Mohali,” but really dorky and much more funny.