January 3rd, 2009

inothernews:

I guess I could Wiki it, but I’d bet there’s someone here who could explain, perhaps, why these silly mammals have those mad scary projections coming out of their faces, and whether or not in fact having them makes them de facto “barbecue skewers of the sea”.  Thanks in advance.  :-)

These are Narwhals. They are the result of a long-ago drunken experiment by God on unicorns. That’s why there are no more unicorns.

  1. inothernews reblogged this from isopod and added:
    Wow, they can have two? It doesn’t seem fair to the other narwhals that just have one. WHY IS GOD SO CRUEL SOMETIMES?...
  2. isopod reblogged this from inothernews and added:
    There’s lots of theories. People used to think they jousted with them,...they’re way too...
  3. spytap reblogged this from tanya77 and added:
    NARWHALS!!! AWESOME!
  4. tanya77 reblogged this from inothernews and added:
    Narwhals! Spytap’s favorite.
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  6. minaretsalukis reblogged this from inothernews and added:
    And while you are taking requests, er, how do they mate? Looks more dangerous than One Dollar Ladies Night at
  7. caro reblogged this from inothernews and added:
    How epic would it be if...could be trained...sea battles? I...
  8. personalholiday reblogged this from inothernews and added:
    This doesn’t really answer it but…. Did you know that...tusks are laced with nerve endings...
  9. bmichael reblogged this from inothernews and added:
    These are Narwhals. They are...result of a long-ago drunken experiment by God on unicorns....
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