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“Waterfalls

Why does that woman in the “Waterfalls” video seem to be an AIDs witch? Like, why does she get to kill off like a whole string of men, before finally succumbing? Does she have an especially virulent immune system? Shouldn’t she be studied by science rather than using her powers for AIDs killing? Maybe she should have joined a super villain union. Maybe she was trying to procreate, to spawn more super-immune people to populate the world. Maybe that’s why she didn’t want to ever use a condom. Maybe I’m done with thinking about split infinitives. And what’s the deal with “chasing waterfalls” in the first place? Is that like chasing a barrel over a waterfall? Is it a metaphor? Synecdoche? (Or is it metonymy?) Lefteye was crazy.