I am super duper really freaking excited that LeBron went to Miami. I mean, did you watch a fucking Cavs game last year? That team was SO BORING TO WATCH! So! Boring! I figuratively cannot wait for the NBA to start again because the Heat will be SO FUN to watch! So meta-celbro-Twitmedia-McLuha-machinations aside, the LeBron to South Beach move really excites me.