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Selected Wisdom of Kool A.D.

To commemorate the release of Kool A.D.’s latest mixtape, 51, I have selected pieces of Kool’s, né Victor Vazquez’s, wisdom, via The World’s First Perfect Zine:

IF YOU’RE USING A FRENCH WORD TO DESCRIBE IT, IT CAN’T BE ALL THAT “AVANT GARDE” NOW, CAN IT?

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PRINCE’S REAL NAME IS PRINCE.

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ART: AGE OLD RULING CLASS HYPNOSIS?

CLASS: KOAN OF THE RULING CLASS?

KOANS: REAL?

LANGUAGE: CRUEL JOKE OR FUNNY JOKE?

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CARNAVAL JUST MEANS THAT SPANISH COLONIALISM IS SEXIER SADISM THAN ENGLISH COLONIALISM?

MARDIS GRAS IS FRENCH FOR “SHOW ME YOUR TITS.”

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IS SUBTLETY JUST WHEN EVERYONE AGREES TO IGNORE CERTAIN THINGS?

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WHAT THE FUCK ARE BOOSTRAPS?

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FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE DOESN’T CARE ABOUT BLACK PEOPLE.

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LEVAR BURTON IS THE BLACK IAN MCKAYE. AT LEAST HE’S FUCKING TRYING.

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"IF YOU CAN’T BEAT ‘EM, JOIN ‘EM." IS A TERRIFYING IDEA.

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PROFESSIONAL ARTISTS ARE PAID TO NOT START MILITIAS.

Suffice it to say that “SKY MALL” is by far my favorite thing in The World’s First Perfect Zine.

matt-t:

Das Racist - Michael Jackson (Live on Conan)

This was amazing, and punk as fuck.

ONE MILLION DOLLARS, YOU FEEL ME ?

Whoa so weird. It was sort of boring, and then it was awesome, and then it was over. Hah, and peep the end. It seems like Conan has no idea who’s actually in Das Racist.