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How can I use Elizabeth Wurtzel’s provocative 1%er moms essay to decode this Gwyneth Paltrow caption: “Here is a bedraggled working mother about to take an 11-hour flight…”?

I’m not big on Paltrow snarking, but I can barely wrap my head around her latest GOOP Do. Probably because I’m pathetic and can barely envision buying a flight anywhere, let alone a continuous, first class flight form New York to London (and needing tips on how to survive my first class non stop flight from New York to London).

How can I use Elizabeth Wurtzel’s provocative 1%er moms essay to decode this Gwyneth Paltrow caption: “Here is a bedraggled working mother about to take an 11-hour flight…”?

I’m not big on Paltrow snarking, but I can barely wrap my head around her latest GOOP Do. Probably because I’m pathetic and can barely envision buying a flight anywhere, let alone a continuous, first class flight form New York to London (and needing tips on how to survive my first class non stop flight from New York to London).

You owe me eight bucks.

(For some background, this is a website GOOP promoted today, where they sell “limited editions” of digital versions of art..? “Once an artwork is purchased, it lives in high quality in the collector’s vault. Only the collector of an edition can access his or her private vault to download the work, for personal use, on to any device he or she owns or controls.” That sounds like a great idea.)

You owe me eight bucks.

(For some background, this is a website GOOP promoted today, where they sell “limited editions” of digital versions of art..? “Once an artwork is purchased, it lives in high quality in the collector’s vault. Only the collector of an edition can access his or her private vault to download the work, for personal use, on to any device he or she owns or controls.” That sounds like a great idea.)