How can I use Elizabeth Wurtzel’s provocative 1%er moms essay to decode this Gwyneth Paltrow caption: “Here is a bedraggled working mother about to take an 11-hour flight…”?

I’m not big on Paltrow snarking, but I can barely wrap my head around her latest GOOP Do. Probably because I’m pathetic and can barely envision buying a flight anywhere, let alone a continuous, first class flight form New York to London (and needing tips on how to survive my first class non stop flight from New York to London).