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Kool A.D. - Damien Hirst (feat. MondreM.A.N. & Dope G) [prod. by Young L]

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Kool A.D. “Damien Hirst” (feat. MondreM.A.N. & Dope G) [prod. by Young L]

Seriously – Mr Hirst – I am talking to you. It seems you have no one around you to say this: stop, now. Shut up the shed. I say this as a longtime admirer, not an enemy. No encounter with a contemporary work of art has ever thrilled me like the day I walked into the Saatchi Gallery in 1992 and saw a tiger shark’s maw lurch towards me. But these paintings are abominations unto the lord of Art. They dismantle themselves. Each of these paintings – from the parrot in a cage to the blossoms and butterflies – takes on the difficulties of representational painting and visibly fails to come close, not merely to mastery, but to basic competence.

Jonathan Jones

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Freeleech, Music Day Project 2012, and Electric Birds

Wow, so!

I woke up this morning hot and ready to write a capsule Music Diary Project entry. After I looked at the facts, it seems like Music Diary Project 2012 is actually about to start. Maybe I’m like the Music Diary Project groundhog? Probably not. But I did “see my shadow” (“‘end up’ ‘getting’ about 2,500 songs on Friday”), and I’ve been working through some of them, wanting, as I said above, to document a bit of it.

What I did was go through some lists of the best albums (personal atavism: consumes music on an album by album basis) album lists for 70s/80s/90s/early 00s lists and some others to catch up on stuff I’ve never gotten to or that has slipped slightly into obscurity. I remember joking that I never listened to any music pre-2000, but maybe it didn’t seem like a joke to everyone. I ended up not ever having heard most of the 70s list, and having heard a bit more as the years converged on today. But, then, as well: there’s a lot of weird music from the early 00s that I believe no one listens to anymore, but at the time it seemed like it was pretty great. (I think, maybe, Rock Plaza Central will or does fall into this category.)

Anyway, some of the artists I listened to since Friday (for first time ever):

  • Cocteau Twins
  • Mouse On Mars
  • Braniac
  • Afrika Bambaataa & Soulsonic Force (for a whole album, at least)
  • Electric Birds
  • The Fall
  • School Of The Seven Bells
  • Teenage Fan Club
  • George Harrison (All Things Must Pass definitely passed me by)
  • Television Personalities
  • Buzzcocks (can that be right?)

And on and on… Sorry, world. But as someone who’s recently and often had about enough money to have to choose between coffee and vegetables, well, I’ll pay you back if you let me build up a store of at least experience in this whacky, wonderful field of music writing that seems to pay about half a month’s worth of rent every three months.

So! Yes! I’m still quite excited, seeing as how I have seven days worth of music to digest from now until whenever, and definitely during Music Diary Project week.

I found a distinct trend in my downloading, and I’m pretty spiffed about it. I don’t know if you could tell, but I’ve been pretty bearish on guitar-based rock music lately. I basically had an eargasm yesterday listening to the Deftones. I have about 4,000 ecstatic words written about The Men that my editor (probably rightly) saw fit to edit, slash, then kill before it saw the light of day. I might post it here at some point because, well, you get what you pay for? (Or what pays you is what you’re for? Yuck, that’s much more cynical.)

So anyway, yes, blah blah blah: I downloaded, I’d say, roughly, if we’re counting those Can remasters and and Surf’s Up, oh…, about 90% guitar music and 10% other. So color my shocked (or perhaps not, if you consider the premise) that the album that hit me the hardest, the one I listened to like four times, was the self-titled album by Electric Birds, an obscure IDM-type of electronic ‘outfit’, the performing name for a fellow named Mike Martinez. Their self-titled debut sounds sort of like a more pleasant Autechre. I think they sort of scraped their way onto the 00-04 Pitchfork list or something. They seem kind of obscure. But this album sounds great to me, almost ageless, like the disembodied bleeps and bloops — bits of electricity and ideation (though if you think about it, everything is “bits of electricity and ideation”, even like throat singing and solo acoustic M Ward concerts because of phenomenology/Kant’s transcendental aesthetic/neuroscience).

Anyway, it seems like, improbably, electric guitars have lost again. Or, well, they’re just playing a markedly different game. That new Japandroids album sure got a lot of spins (“spins”) this weekend.

Why do so many bands suck? For instance, a thought experiment: say you’re oOoOO, and you’ve sort of glommed on, organically or not, onto this ‘witchhouse’ thing. And say I saw you perform once and it was literally so boring I chose going home early, riding my bike through L.I.C. over standing there in perfectly fine company — because you were so boringly witchhouse, with no deviation or outward signifier of aesthetic taste or decisiveness. Now say you’ve released a new album or EP or whatever it is called Our Love Is Hurting Us, and it starts out pretty witchhousey, but then it sort of cops to a Portishead-cum-Clams Casino vibe (picking up, to be honest, a pretty cool Prince-like guitar solo in the process), before descending into some ungodly combination of juke, wane autotuned shit talk, and that pervasive EDM-dubstep wobble-bullshit. Yeah, say that happened. Now what the heck am I supposed to say? You tremble like a leaf in the wind. You have no backbone, no ideas, nothing to express. This isn’t music so much as an aural screensaver showing snapshots of your existing iTunes library. This sucks.

Compare to Electric Birds, which, as I said, is very IDM-y. Now, I wasn’t totally immersed in the style (though I’ll admit I smoked an awful lot of pot and listened to an awful lot of bouncing-ball-bearing-on-metal sound. But, still, somehow, Electric Birds ends up sounding totally ageless and present. There are certain sonic landmarks that orient you: a certain piece of distortion that sounds like a CD skipping, for instance. But even that is cool since who the heck listens to CDs anymore? It’s sort of ageless, in that joke record scratch zzzZZzzzzzzzzzrrzz way.

So, anyway, this thing you’re reading is something of a warm up for Music Diary Project week, and also a reminder to myself, a corrective, that visceral-and-sorta-stupid guitar music is not implicitly better than abstract aesthetic experience music. Because, as much as I liked The Fall and The Buzzcocks (seriously, dunno how I missed out on them), I still really like this out-of-time whackadoo electronic music.

Clams Casino - Benji B 'Exploring Future Beats' Mix

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Clams Casino
“Benji B ‘Exploring Future Beats’ Mix”

I know this track has been making the rounds lately. I ripped out the 28 or so minutes that compose just the Clams section, though.

The unreleased song snippet at 23:41 is absolutely nuts which is why the freaking DJ needed to talk over it. Grrrr. Otherwise, it’s a good mix of stuff old and new. I hadn’t 100% realized how monstrous the A$AP beats were until I heard them in this format. Man. I know reactions were pretty wildly mixed when it was released (there’s been a good amount of revisionist blogging or surreptitious mind-changing on A$AP Rocky lately), but I’ve basically always thought his production choices were inspired. So I guess that makes me the coolest person ever, right?

Go ahead and break yourself off a piece of the Clams Casino mix here.

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Self Help: Navigating Between Two Kinds Of Oblivion [Grimes and Bethesda Softworks]

This morning after I got up and got the dogs ready (“got the dogs ready” = how I think about feeding them and taking them out), I washed the dishes and made coffee, which is my usual routine. And then I made an inspirational message on a piece of paper, which is not a part of my routine. The paper, pictured above, has five numbers on it that are supposed to remind me about different things, and the goal is to “be inspired”.

It’s a bright, hopeful morning, and the feeling felt right.

Related to all this, I think, is that at the end of last week, I totally got Grimes, and it made listening to her music really pleasant. That all started when I watched the video for “Oblivion”, which I just really despised at the time. It was on a Thursday I think. The oft-cited “someone on Twitter”, I think, said the video was like “hipsters discover sports are cool” or something, and that seems apt to me. Sort of.

The thing about the video that drives me batty is that all the things Grimes does — listen to her discman, wear stupid clothes, have dyed hair, dance around, cause a ruckus — are all things me and my friends did in very similar circumstances when we were young. And it wasn’t cool or anything at all, and Grimes seems like she’s really cool. So the whole enterprise smells to high heaven with the stench of cultural tourism, which I’m usually OK with as long as god damnit it’s not my culture because we don’t usually issue visas what with who would want to pretend to be poor and bored and socially inept? (This is where I mention my utter contempt for every piece ever on The Gathering of the Juggalos.)

So this Grimes thing that I tried to get into three weeks ago came to a head at the end of last week, but then I got it!

It sort of occurred to me that Grimes is not being a cultural tourist, and also that Grimes is not “being” anything at all. It’s really a facile thing, I think, to think someone is “being” any way at all unless you’re willing to spend a lot of time thinking about how they’re being. So I’m not denying the existence or explanatory capabilities of ontology, but I’m saying its results get question begged in a lot of cultural hit pieces (and, to be fair, encomia), and that’s a pretty lazy way to be! It sort of occurred to me that I should just listen to Grimes and not be a jerk about it, and try to draw my own conclusions.

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